Words fail me.

I went to Baja Fresh for lunch this afternoon while doing the last of my Christmas shopping. While I was enjoying my delicious Burrito Ultimo, this came on over the speaker system:



But that's only the 2nd worst Christmas song I've heard this week. Yesterday I saw this gem linked over at Everyday Should be Saturday:


I feel like I need to bleach my brain.

My Guide to Surviving the WGA's Strike

As anyone who watches any amount of TV knows, the writers are on strike, and we're looking at TV Armageddon in January when the holidays are over. I'm in a better position to survive this dark time in our nation's history - I have a ready list of shows that I've missed over the last few years that I can fall back on, plus I haven't watched movies regularly for several years, so I can always fire up a Netflix account and go to town there.

Anyhow, here's my list of shows I'm counting on to see me through the next few months until the strike is over.... hopefully anyone who reads this (like, 3 people) can take some inspiration from this list and make it through the long winter a little easier. This list is rather HBO-heavy for two reasons: HBO makes a ton of quality TV, and I didn't have HBO from the time I moved away to college till I moved back in with my mom and dad in 2003.

• Deadwood: I'm excited to expand my vocabulary of swear words, but I'm rather embarrassed that I haven't watched this show yet. It's a fascinating western show centered on the town of Deadwood.
  
• The Wire: I've heard nothing but wonderful things about this show. It's a police drama set in Baltimore and is constantly praised by critics and everyone who watches it. Unfortunately, not many people watch it. Fortunately, it's on HBO and has very low production costs (Requiescat In Pace, Rome), so despite weak ratings it has gotten a full complement of episodes. The final season debuts in January, so it's possible I'll be caught up by the time it is finished.
• Battlestar Gallactica: I had never seen the original series, and this was the first show made by the Sci-Fi network that was any good, so I missed the beginning... and since it's so serialized I've been putting off catching up on it. With any luck I'll be able to catch up before this show ends its run later this year (unless the season is delayed by the strike? Anyone know?). I've heard the first two seasons were pretty bad but I don't know if I'm going to skip them outright or not.
• Lost: I watch this show almost religiously, but I really want to re-watch at least Season 3 before the next season begins at the end of January. Season 3 ended with a run of awesome episodes and I hope they can carry the momentum into the next season. Last year's season finale was a total game-changer, and I'm excited to see how they proceed from there. I'm not sure how I'll prioritize this... I've already seen these episodes, but I really do want to see them again.
  
• The Sopranos: I got to the Sopranos party late. I've watched about half of the series so far but I lost momentum due to a bit of Sopranos overload, since it was about all I watched, 2-3 episodes for about 3 weeks in a row. I'll finish this up at my leisure, savoring it like a fine wine.
• Carnivale: It's a shame this one died, because everything I've ever heard about it says I would have loved it. Still, I can at least watch the episodes that aired.
  
• Oz: Ahhh... prison life. I've heard a lot of good things about this show, but I think that reflected a bit on the state of TV at the time. I haven't exactly heard people talking about this show in the pantheon of great HBO shows lately. Still, it's on my radar as something to check out.
• Dead Like Me: See also, Oz. Except Dead Like Me is from Showtime. The subject matter (girl dies and becomes a grim reaper) is more interesting to me, though, so I'll probably watch this one before Oz.
• The West Wing: In my opinion, the best drama that TV produced this decade. I've seen almost all of the early episodes thanks to Bravo while I was unemployed, but I'd still like to watch them all back to back. It'll be rough to slog through the seasons when John Wells began strangling the life out of the show. It recovered for a passable final season, but I still resent what he did to my favorite TV show.
• Sports Night: Sports Night is in many ways the spiritual precursor to The West Wing. Aaron Sorkin developed his... unique... dialog style on Sports Night. It was short lived but well liked. I hope I can get this through my usual channels because it is a bit older than the rest of these shows.
• Futurama: Futurama is one of the best animated shows ever. Always funny, insightful, and even occasionally touching. I never watched it as religiously as I should have, so I'd like to go back and watch all the episodes I can get.
• Alias: Sci-fi. Spies. Conspiracy theories. Jennifer Garner. How did I not start watching this as soon as it started? I hear it gets dreadful at the end but I'll watch at least the first few episodes.
• Psych: A lot of people don't give this show the credit it deserves, being that it's on USA, but it's incredibly entertaining. The key is that it doesn't take itself seriously - it's simply fun to watch. The chemistry among the cast is obvious and the show is consistently hilarious.
• The Shield: Another well-respected cop drama that doesn't get the credit it deserves. This one is on F/X. It doesn't get quite as much critical praise as The Wire does, but I think this one is going to be worth watching, especially if the strike continues for months into 2008.
• Damages: A Glenn Close vehicle on F/X that aired this summer... I heard some good things about it from people whose opinion I trust about TV. As a bonus, it's a currently running show, and like USA, F/X runs original series during the summer so I'll pick up another show to watch between Tigers games next year if I like it.
• Arrested Development: This was the funniest show on TV from the first episode to the last. If you don't like this show, chances are I don't really have that much in common with you.
  

That's my list. Here's a list of things I think my friends should watch if they haven't already:

• Band of Brothers: The pinnacle of the WWII genre. It's not possible to overstate how good this series is. I could write an entire post on why I think this series is so great, and may eventually do just that. Just take my word for it right now.
  
• How I Met Your Mother: HIMYM is one of the best traditional sitcoms on television today. The "Slap Bet" saga should be the "Soup Nazi" of our generation. It's also one of the first sitcoms aimed squarely at people my age, which makes me feel old but I can't help but love it. Barney is the best comedic character on TV today.
  
• The Office: The Office is a must watch. This is the funniest show on TV. Cringe comedy at its best.
• 30 Rock: This is the other best traditional sitcom right now. The first episode or two weren't that good but it improved dramatically and it's now almost as good as The Office. Alec Baldwin steals every scene he's in.
• Firefly: The best sci-fi TV show in a decade, and it got canceled after less than a season. Die in a fire, FOX.
  
• Scrubs: This show was great until 2-3 years ago. It's obvious now that they're just playing out the string, and I resent how bad it has been recently.

While writing this post, I watched an episode of Moonlight, the CBS show about vampires that debuted this year. Can I have that hour of my life back? Ugh. Dreadful. I love vampire mythos, why can't anyone make a decent TV show about it? The Vampire: The Masquerade show was actually decent, but everything else has been awful.

Yes, I'm including Buffy and spinoffs in that. I know I'm risking alienating my only two readers by saying this, but Buffy the Vampire Slayer was an awful TV show.

Country music ate my soul tonight

The title says it all. I went to a country bar tonight. A small part of me died. I mean, I didn't do any line dancing, and someone else was buying my drinks, but still... I feel a bit dirty.

At least I didn't ride the mechanical bull. (this time... I was really drunk, and there was peer pressure, it's not my fault!)

First Blood

Well, I'm sure it only took this long because of the writer's strike, but apparently Journeyman will be the first casualty of the 2007 Fall TV season among the shows I like. I'm really disappointed because it is a really well done show - however, it apparently hasn't been taking advantage of the coveted Heroes lead-in as well as the NBC execs wanted.

I don't get it. Why kill a quality show like Journeyman, when that slot killed TWO very high profile NBC shows last year? Both Studio 60 and the Sunset Strip and The Black Donnellys failed miserably at 10pm Monday after Heroes last year, despite being two of the most heavily hyped shows in recent TV history. Maybe people just don't like to watch TV at 10 p.m. on Mondays, NBC. I know that conventional TV wisdom says that a popular show with a loyal audience will help the ratings of the show that comes on after that, but let's stop and think about that with respect to Heroes and Journeyman.

First of all, Heroes is a show that appeals to young, geeky demographic... exactly the same demographic that has flocked, en masse, to the DVR. In the age of the DVR that we've begun to enter, does lead-in really mean anything? I think pretty much everyone I know that watches Heroes has a DVR or get it through "alternate" means. Most people watch Heroes the night it airs or soon thereafter to avoid spoilers, but still... how many of those people actually watch it live? A lot less than the TV execs probably think. I may only time-shift by about 20 minutes so I can fast forward through all the commercials on my Tivo, but that means that I'm not actually tuned in to NBC live to see what's on after it.

Second, Heroes is an adrenaline show. It's a show that, when it is at its best, hits the ground running starting from a previous episode's cliffhanger, accelerates the action, and drops another cliffhanger right at the end. It's exhausting, action-packed TV watching, and I usually wrap up my Monday TV with it so I can digest it all. After the mile-a-minute action, I'm sometimes just not ready for another serious hour-long drama.

Third, while on the face of it, Journeyman may look like a good fit following Heroes, with its sci-fi theme of time travel and X-files style slow unwrapping of a larger picture, weaving with interesting weekly stories. However, the tone is all wrong... I've already talked about how Heroes appeals to a young geek (and probably male) audience. Journeyman isn't like that. At its heart, Journeyman is a romance and family drama tinged with some sci-fi, as opposed to, say, Chuck, which is another geek adventure show tinged with some romance and family drama. Chuck is a great fit for Heroes. Journeyman, not so much.

The good news in all this is that NBC is happy with Life, which I consider one of the best shows on television. Great concept, great acting, great characters, and an engaging overall story arc, with bonus points for giving Damien Lewis another high profile show. He was fantastic as Dick Winters in Band of Brothers and I'm glad to see him continue to do well. Do yourself a favor and find the first couple of episodes on the intergoogle and give them a watch... they're a great introduction to Charlie Crews, and Charlie is what the makes the show tick.

The Black Lotus

There's an awesome bar just down the street from my house called The Black Lotus. It's a microbrewery that has some awesome beer and a great atmosphere. They even make their own wine, and also have an extensive coffee and tea menu if you're not looking for alcohol. It's pretty much my favorite bar right now and I even go there by myself for a few drinks and dinner occasionally. It's at the corner of Livernois and 14 Mile Road in Clawson, so if you're ever in the area, I highly recommend it. The food selection is uninspired but they do have free popcorn and they let you order food from the Green Lantern, whose food is good enough it deserves its own post one day.

But that's not what this post is really about.

What this post is about is this: What is the deal with guys who don't like sports and them bragging about it? I overheard a guy trying to pick up a woman at the bar this evening, and part of his spiel was that he doesn't know anything about sports an instead he's dedicated that portion of his brain to learning about women and how to please them. I mean... really? That's your "go-to" pickup line? "I don't like sports so that makes me better at satisfying my lady friends?" I'm not exactly Mr. Pickup Artist myself, but that just strikes me as a pretty poor effort.

hmmm....

Apparently, posts don't jump straight from my brain, fully formed, onto this 'blog' thing. Someone really needs to work on that. Then again, when neural interfaces to the internet are finally created, I firmly believe that society as we know it will cease to exist.

I'm really becoming an old man. It's Tuesday night, at 10 minutes after 11pm, and I'm totally ready to go to bed. When did I get old? I wasn't like this last week, even. Maybe it was all the driving I did the last few days... probably 7 hours in the car between yesterday and today. I like my new job, and I appreciate that I need to do a lot of running around to appease our client, but it's very frustrating to spend all that time in the car only to figure out that it wasn't your company's fault that a car was misbehaving. And I'm sure later in the week we'll hear how disappointed they are that we're behind in our testing.

Oh that brings up an point. I'm going to be very vague about my job on the blog. Exactly how vague will likely depend on my mood. Most of the time will be like the paragraph above: vague enough that I feel better having ranted a bit while not feeling like it could come back to haunt me, but also vague enough that it is completely uninteresting to anyone besides myself.

I've been meaning to put up a big long TV post but I think I'm in mourning. I don't know what I'm going to do with myself now that more and more shows are going into reruns due to the writer's strike. In the meantime, make due with a cool little story about two of the few surviving puppets from the famous Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer Christmas special.